Femdom Categorical Imperatives

To generalize is human, to particularize divine.

To see our situations, tastes, prejudices and preferences as universals may be the most common bad thinking habit we have. It is just so damn easy to ignore nuances and quirks.

Generalizations about relationships that include power exchange is my own pet peeve (nowadays anyway).

Here are five funny rules for F/m relationships:

when holding hands, Her hand should be on “top” in the lead

I don’t know. Seems like hand holding protocol requires some damned serious negotiation. I have heard unconfirmed rumors that some couples hold hands because that is what sweethearts often do.

cross your legs like Womyn do instead of opening your legs

That became a norm for women because her naughty bits were supposed to be completely out of site and mind. A woman who sat otherwise was a harlot. I’ve known a few guys who sat that way because they liked to. My female friends grew up free of this nonsense.

My substitute rule: when writing use dictionary spellings.

say “i feel” instead of “i think”

Oh, the shame: to think that a mere male creature might dare to think. Associating feelings with inferior status is what sociologists call icky.

submales are easily replaced

Submales are manufactured at an old automobile plant in Cleveland. Though there has been talk of outsourcing submale production to China. While some object fearing the submales will be made from shoddy materials others think having them produced by slave workers fitting.

Any fault lies not with my Wife but in myself

A scientifically verified fact that will guarantee a lifetime of joyful companionship. At least until the divorce.

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