Bucket

Take a properly sized anchor shackle; fasten around your boyfriend’s scrotal sac. Knot rope to shackle. Loop rope through hitching ring attached above dining room entryway. Attach bucket to end of rope.

Begin loading bucket with potatoes, onions and oranges.

Enjoy expression of dismayed anticipation on boyfriend’s face.

Honestly, I cheated. At first I held on to the rope. This was our first exploration of attaching weight to my testicles. No idea of how bad it might hurt or easily it might be injurious.

Alexandra filled the bucket without overtaxing my body.

Fairly quickly my stretched testicles felt odd. Strange. Peculiar. I can’t think of words that really capture the sensation. It was as if my nervous system was sending gibberish signals to my brain.

Again, clueless as to safety, she unhitched me after a short period. It was fun.

With luck we’ll try more testicle weighting. I can easily see how having something hanging from them would help keep me in the right mood.

(Anchor shackles can be had for little cost at a hardware store. The straps sold online aren’t large enough for me. We do have a leather genital collar but that would soon be stretch out of shape.)