Cheap Testicle Weights

Sounds good, if a little ghetto :)

Pity those nice looking weights are so expensive. Maybe someone would like to offer something to be reviewed.

(Yeah, I’m greedy.)

Hi. I have been having fun doing this as my girlfriend is the one that comes up with all of the great ideas. We race vintage cars and she found a roll bar helmet hook in our Snap On tool box, an extra one for one of the cars. She tried bolting it on my nuts and it work great, with the hook hanging down to attach Naglene water bottles and gallon milk jugs and things. Pics can be sent if you want. A week ago, I lost a bet to her and her girlfriend and the payoff was I had to go hiking with them and hang a water bottle from my nuts. After we got to the trail head, south of Boulder Colorado, they did not wast anytime pulling my nuts outside of the fly of my shorts. Then Becky Z. filled up the 32 oz. water bottle and hung it from my nuts. Hiking up the trail was fine and the weight tugging on my nuts actually felt really good. The bumping of the water bottle on my legs was the part that was an issue. 1.5 miles later, we arrived at the other trail head. We passed a couple of other women on the trail and much to my disappointment, they gave props to the girls and one offered a second water bottle that they hung on my nuts too. The extra bottle was even more difficult to walk with. The new girl, finished hiking with us, picking up her bottle as she left. They all liked how engorged and pink my nuts had become. YaHoo IM Shelby4121

I have a small manufacturing shop, and I’m often surprised at the testicle weights sold at places like the stockroom.com; they’re polished and modified versions of common industrial components that sell for considereably less than the fetish shops buy them for.

That said, since I have a habit of looking at pretty much any piece of equipment with an eye toward how it’s made, I’m often surprised at how much just about any fetish toy costs.

The Tao of Me

I think the pricing model comes from the old porn controlled adult toy business.

I once had access to the wholesale warehouse of a company that owned adult bookshops in several southern states. I was pretty surprised by the markeup. Just give pink rubber a fancy name.

i have used padlocks many times. old ones with lost keys…= ideal weights. after attaching a good half dozen to a parachute, and, you have inexpensive nut stretchers.

Hi. When I was in college, there was an event called the Highland Games, where the boys wore kilts and lined up and a selected number of girls would reach under their kilts to attach clip to a collar around each boy’s testicles. At the end of this clip was a bucket.

They (10 of them) were to run, or walk, to a pole, 50 yards away, and circle it. A book was placed in each bucket and went back to the starting line again. The girls were hooting and another book was placed into the bucket of each boy and they headed to the pole again. At the Pole another book was put into the buckets and by now some were walking pretty slowly and some giving up. As they headed for the finish line again, a girl would lift their kilt and paint their testicles with blue paint. Those that went to Kites (beer joint) and showed their testicles to the right bar tender girl, got free beer each night their testicles were blue.

We loved getting a hold of those boys’ testicles!!!!!!!!!!! We were young and foolish girls.

Long live the Scotts!!

Becky

Dear Richard, thanks for the piece on padlocking of the balls, this happens to be a fetish of mine. I’ve had and old padlock for several years…it’s body is made of heavy cast brass while the shackle is hardened steel. The lock must be over fifty years old but still functions like new. One day, like you, I got the idea of locking it around the base of my balls. After some awkward first attempts I was able to close the lock completely around my balls. I was instantly and intensely aroused. I found that when I masturbated, it caused the padlock to bounce up and down, pulling on my sack. The combination of the lock keeping constant pressure on my testicles and the thought of not being able to escape is deeply exciting. I found that a coating of A&D ointment on the lock and the base of my balls made it much more comfortable to wear for extended periods of time. The lock itself is nicely made with rounded corners which also helps. At first, the lock is slightly uncomfortable, especially if the penis is erect as this pulls the ball sac tighter. When relaxed however, the sensation turns from pain to a dull ache in the testes and up into the pelvic region. Any superficial chaffing can usually be treated by adding more ointment without removing the padlock. My girlfriend and I played around with it for a little, but she wasn’t really into it as much as I was. Later, when I was single I started to experiment with longer periods of self bondage and orgasm deprivation. I would try to fall asleep with my balls locked up to see how long I could stand it, and when I’d wake up in the night I would spank them and jack off without allowing myself to ejaculate. But of course, like you, I could always unlock myself whenever I wanted. Thankfully I met a couple that shares my fetish for ball slavery. They happen to be two gay men. I don’t consider myself to be gay, or even bi really, but I’ve always fantasized about being submissive to an older man or men…go figure. I met them on a local voice personal service under the “leather and fantasy” category. Although they are twenty five to thirty years my senior they are extremely fit being long time athletes and marathon runners etc. Now when the lock clicks shut (which is itself a turn on), It is even more exciting knowing that I cannot escape, because my Daddies (I’ll call them John and James) hold the key. And now when I wake up in the night with my wrists and ankles bound, getting a ball spanking and a cock tease, I know I can’t escape and if I ejaculate the lock stays on longer!