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My top profile on CollarMe specifies that I’m interested in guys who are single and nearby.
Why Am I Looking Only for Single Men?
Mostly for simplicity given my lack of experience. I want to minimize unanticipated emotional fallout. And prior experience taught me that there are far too many men who want to cheat on their spouses. Infidelity is something I’m unwilling to put up with. Open relationships are fine. Adultery is not.
Why Near Durham Only?
Again, simplicity. And I’d prefer to enable spontaneity.
Naturally I hear from men in South Carolina.
And married men. Men who live with their girlfriends. Prior experience has taught me that men who want to stray are logic choppers. They will engage in the crazed subtly of a Scholastic theologian in explaining to you why your prohibition doesn’t apply to them.
I just want a nice guy who will let me hurt him. He need not be pretty. Nor an example of human evolution at its finest. Just a fellow who likes some pain and has self-respect.
Comments
Guys never tell me they are married. I usually suspect it when they are only available on weekday afternoons (during the work day). Grr.
Posted by: Dev | January 8, 2008 4:49 PM
The married guy told me up front. The boy who lives with his girlfriend only when I asked him specifically about his relationships.
My impression, stretching back to vanilla personals is that men seem to expect other men to understand their desires as if cheating is some special man thing we all share. Ug.
Posted by: Richard | January 8, 2008 4:59 PM
I find it freakin’ hilarious that the title of your error page says “Should I be punished for this error?”
By the way :).
Posted by: Eileen | January 10, 2008 12:59 AM
It never fails, however detailed you are in an ad, in describing both what you want and what you do NOT want, you will still get responses that you did not solicit. Weeding through those in a nice way, can be quiet demanding, both on your time and patience.
Posted by: Suck_my_toes_or_kiss_my_ass | January 13, 2008 4:19 AM