Femdom Lies
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I ran across an old joke list of BDSM lies. Here are the ones focusing on F/m folk:
That submissive men tell dominant women.
- I’ll do anything you want.
- I exist only to serve you.
- I don’t care about getting off.
- I regard women as superior beings.
- You’re beautiful to me.
- I really get off on doing housework for you.
- My wife knows that I do this.
That dominant women tell submissive men.
- I basically like men.
- Wearing high heels makes me feel more powerful.
- I can’t top anybody who doesn’t turn me on.
- I never switch.
- I love giving golden showers.
Wonder how many of these are accurate?
Do you have any fibs or untruths that come to mind?
Comments
Hahaha! I know these lines from subs! I’ve never said those Domme lies though. I don’t switch… Promise!
Posted by: ColdFemale | December 7, 2006 8:42 AM
Posted by: Domina M | December 9, 2006 12:54 PM
Looking at the list again I certainly see its weakness. I probably should’ve tried coming up with my own but I have no idea what untruths dominant women may tell guys.
Posted by: Richard | December 9, 2006 5:03 PM
The dominant women ones are all wrong. The submissive ones were pretty much canon :)
Posted by: Alexandra | December 9, 2006 6:52 PM
High heels started feeling powerful to me when I bought comfortable ones and learned how to walk in them, run in them, and that they were the closest thing we’ll ever get to wearing physical and sexual weapons on our feet. Sneakers or business flats aren’t anywhere near as menacing.
High heeled boots? The ultimate. Stompy, kickass authority: boots. Inducing sexual weakness: heels. Pointy end that leaves interesting marks: also heels.
Otherwise this list was dead on!
Posted by: Sabrina Morgan | May 16, 2007 3:23 AM
That sounds like Alexandra. Many dominant women do complain about the expectation they wear boots with heels. Don’t really have any idea how many do or do not enjoy kinky boots.
Posted by: Richard | May 16, 2007 4:34 AM