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But others can:
I was wondering If anyone can stick one own penis into his ass…. I have gotten the head of my penis in but that’s it.
He’s probably just talking about the crack and not his sphincter but even so …
Gives new meaning to telling someone to go fuck himself.
Sticking ones own penis into own ass??



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I actually have a video of someone doing that, its pretty cool looking, but I imagine it hurting…but it is possible
Posted by: BlackScorpian_VII | August 14, 2006 10:15 AM
Somewhere recently I saw some mention of this with the remark that a couple of porn stars had tried it without luck. But I suppose there are men of freakish length (and who aren’t products of PhotoShop.)
Posted by: Richard | August 14, 2006 2:14 PM
I have average 6.8 inches of penis. I can insert about 3 inches into my ass. Does not hurt at all. Its easy if you know the technique.
Posted by: Nid | September 1, 2006 1:43 PM
So what is the technique or are you just talking?
Posted by: Dr. Sexology | September 2, 2006 3:26 PM
Its hard to explain but i will try.
if you think you are getting arounsed then slightly get up for one second a little and sit again. When sitting again, all the blood in the penis will go towards the tip, making your dick longer and bigger. Remember your right hand /body weight is forcing the blood flow in the penis to stay there. from your right hand, put more pressure on penis (closer to where it is attached to ur body) to stop blood coming back in body and to make dick longer and bigger from the tip side and no blood on the other side. Once you feel the your dick has passed about 2 inches your asshole, then curl your right hand fingers to insert the dick in asshole. Remember if you will stand up from stool, right hand wont be able to stop the blood in the penis to come back and you will loose all the pressure. Keep sitting, curl fingers and insert ur penis in ur ass. You can now have 2 inches inside ur penis. Get up a little for a little moment and get more blood in ur penis and keep inserting up ur ass. Once you feel its way inside, you can make it go to and fro by using ur right hand fingers curlings.
Good side: The blood goes infront side of penis, The pressure also makes cells in the penis to develope and making ur penis bigger. And you fuck yourself, literally. I’ve done it manytimes.
Its more like sitting on your hand and penis pointing towards asshole with hand holding it. curl fingers insert it in ur ass once dick has enough blood to errected on the tip side.
-Nid
Posted by: Nid | September 3, 2006 11:41 AM
Wow…That sounds sexy…in a dirty asexual way.
I would love to see that live. What kind of activities do you incorporate with that skill?
Posted by: BlackScorpian_VII | September 4, 2006 12:43 PM
hey i came on to this site to see if anyone else had managed such a feat, cos i managed it the other day, and wondered if there was a following for it yet, that guys instructions are identical to what i did just a couple of days ago, before i even cheched it out on the net, so yeah, entirely possible! and fun!
and that thing about, it stimulating growth TRUE
Posted by: razorblade | September 14, 2006 7:17 AM
What if it doesnt fit
Posted by: Sh4rp3y3 | November 29, 2006 9:53 PM
Then you need to learn to relax your sphincter.
Posted by: Richard | November 30, 2006 1:14 AM
6.8 inches flacid?
Posted by: sh4rp3y3 | December 7, 2006 2:24 PM
????????????????????????/
Posted by: sh4rp3y3 | December 15, 2006 12:07 AM
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Dr. Sexology | December 15, 2006 7:51 AM
A pornster named Jonnie Hardon did this in a gay porn video from the early 80’s, a Falcon video. He just took his lubed up chubby and slipped it in and then rubbed it in and out to stiffen it up. I spent years emulating.
Posted by: Yogidave | April 11, 2007 2:37 AM
that really works and i only have like a 6.2in penis and i can touch and go in a little bit
Posted by: itworksgreat | January 2, 2009 1:41 AM
so if you want another way to masturbate try sucking your penis. these are the only two ways i do it know and its the best feeling i have had masturbating!
Posted by: itworksgreat | January 30, 2009 2:07 AM
is there a more detailed way of doing this?
Posted by: zack | April 18, 2009 8:42 PM
What was lacking from Nid’s five step self-fucking procedure?
Posted by: Richard | April 18, 2009 9:05 PM
i dont understand exactly how i should be sitting or i just dont understand what i am doing wrong
Posted by: zack | April 18, 2009 9:26 PM
i suppose that i dont understand it fully and was hoping for a slight better instruction
Posted by: zack | April 18, 2009 9:30 PM
Do a Google search for self-fucking videos. Watching someone else do it is probably the easiest instruction you’ll find.
Posted by: Richard | April 18, 2009 10:08 PM
After reading the guide as seen near the top of the page i felt inclined to practice the procedure on my own sphincter. I however had trouble relaxing it..any tips?
Posted by: Dick Insphincter | July 28, 2009 6:18 PM
Sorry, even though I don’t greatly enjoy being penetrated I’ve always found it easy relax. I’ve always assumed it was simply a lack of inhibition or fear.
You could always experiment by inserting a fairly thin, lubricated candle or similar harmless object to become habituated to the sensation.
Posted by: Richard | July 28, 2009 7:19 PM
i’ve tried it but can’t get it all the way in alone. the balls will go in easily, the dick’s another matter. i think, probably, if i could get my dick in first, then my balls, and hold it in, it would evolve into a vagina, a true vagina, in time. has anyone succeeded in doing this? any thoughts?
Posted by: Anonymous | October 7, 2009 3:00 PM
ya true one can insert his own penis in ass
Posted by: frnd | December 7, 2009 3:08 AM
I can do this, I have an 8 inch cock and i can put it up my own ass all the way up to my balls. There is a video i uploaded of this on xtube, just search “circus masterbation”,
Posted by: circus masterbation | December 26, 2009 12:46 AM
Long dick. Wrap it around the side of my scrotum and jam it in my ass. I then rub it real hard until I feel it penetrating and then I keep teasing it until its far up there. Load set match. Sticky/messy but doesn’t matter if you fall right asleep and forget about it with a sticky ass in the morning.
Posted by: Anonymous | January 9, 2010 4:32 AM
when i was 12 i could give myself head but now im 21 and need a gf lol
Posted by: TRUTH | January 31, 2010 5:11 PM
I have inserted the head, but usually become hard and can’t accoplich much. I’ll try the method described here soon, though. For now, I have to remain clean because V wants to give me head tonight.
Posted by: V's boy | February 8, 2010 10:47 PM
I dont know what I am doing wrong. I stuck 3 fingers in my ass to get it loose and ready for my cock but still couldn’t manage to get it in. I am 7 inches too so it should be easy right? I really hope i get it soon :)
Posted by: Anonymous | March 5, 2010 5:52 AM