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I was wondering If anyone can stick one own penis into his ass…. I have gotten the head of my penis in but that’s it.

He’s probably just talking about the crack and not his sphincter but even so …

Gives new meaning to telling someone to go fuck himself.

Sticking ones own penis into own ass??

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I actually have a video of someone doing that, its pretty cool looking, but I imagine it hurting…but it is possible

Somewhere recently I saw some mention of this with the remark that a couple of porn stars had tried it without luck. But I suppose there are men of freakish length (and who aren’t products of PhotoShop.)

I have average 6.8 inches of penis. I can insert about 3 inches into my ass. Does not hurt at all. Its easy if you know the technique.

So what is the technique or are you just talking?

Its hard to explain but i will try.

  1. Make sure your dick is not errected. Only Lubricate your asshole, not your penis.
  2. Sit on the stool or one side of toilet seat. The area between your asshole and scrotum should be on stool or side of toilet seat.
  3. Before you sit, Hold tip of your penis from your left hand coming from back and pull it towards your asshole. Your scrotum should be on one side. Now place your between your penis and stool and sit down. It will be like your penis tip is held by left hand from back side and streched near asshole. Your right hand is between you(area between asshole and dick) and stool: You are sitting on your dick and right hand. This pressurize the penis to stay close to your asshole.
  4. if you think you are getting arounsed then slightly get up for one second a little and sit again. When sitting again, all the blood in the penis will go towards the tip, making your dick longer and bigger. Remember your right hand /body weight is forcing the blood flow in the penis to stay there. from your right hand, put more pressure on penis (closer to where it is attached to ur body) to stop blood coming back in body and to make dick longer and bigger from the tip side and no blood on the other side. Once you feel the your dick has passed about 2 inches your asshole, then curl your right hand fingers to insert the dick in asshole. Remember if you will stand up from stool, right hand wont be able to stop the blood in the penis to come back and you will loose all the pressure. Keep sitting, curl fingers and insert ur penis in ur ass. You can now have 2 inches inside ur penis. Get up a little for a little moment and get more blood in ur penis and keep inserting up ur ass. Once you feel its way inside, you can make it go to and fro by using ur right hand fingers curlings.

  5. Good side: The blood goes infront side of penis, The pressure also makes cells in the penis to develope and making ur penis bigger. And you fuck yourself, literally. I’ve done it manytimes.

Its more like sitting on your hand and penis pointing towards asshole with hand holding it. curl fingers insert it in ur ass once dick has enough blood to errected on the tip side.

-Nid

Wow…That sounds sexy…in a dirty asexual way.

I would love to see that live. What kind of activities do you incorporate with that skill?

hey i came on to this site to see if anyone else had managed such a feat, cos i managed it the other day, and wondered if there was a following for it yet, that guys instructions are identical to what i did just a couple of days ago, before i even cheched it out on the net, so yeah, entirely possible! and fun!

and that thing about, it stimulating growth TRUE

What if it doesnt fit

Then you need to learn to relax your sphincter.

6.8 inches flacid?

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A pornster named Jonnie Hardon did this in a gay porn video from the early 80’s, a Falcon video. He just took his lubed up chubby and slipped it in and then rubbed it in and out to stiffen it up. I spent years emulating.

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