Ring Bell for Quick Service!

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Slave bell
” … why strain your voice with yelling or nagging when you can ring this bell as a signal to bring food or as a reminder that work needs to be done? Not recommended by marriage counselors. … ”

While sold all over the web only the wholesale catalog includes the woman with a rolling pin and the nervous guy moving the grass.

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