A Man and His Penis
» My Inner Life
No Wanking II
Over the years I’ve felt that Penis and I have a satisfactory relationship that combines mutual interest with friendly self-respect. But lately …
Me: Hi Penis!
Penis: Not tonight.
Me: But …
Penis: I have a headache.
Me: But if you really care for me …
Penis: (Frigid silence)
Me: (Grabs Penis)
Penis: Rape! Rape!
Or
Penis: Hey, big boy!
Me: You aren’t fooling me.
Penis: C’mon, have some fun.
Me: (Relaxes, reaches down)
Penis: April Fool!
Or Penis just lies there as if nothing is happening. You know the type.
One more to come …
PS: BDSM Romance was once intended to sort of partly replace this site. That never happened but I do post a few things there along and along.
PPS: Likewise I do update Femdom Romance and Femdom Dating and am willing to own up to Femdom Artists.
