What is BDSM?
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The practice may include “tortures” such as restraints, pain (both physical and emotional in nature), and forcing/being forced to watch reruns of The Dukes of Hazzard. The premise is that the torture is consenual and must stop when the torturee says the safeword (usually FLÜGGÅ?NK?€C(HIŒßØLSÊN). Of course, BDSM practitioners are entirely immoral, in addition to being damn dirty perverts, so they probably just keep things up until they get bored.


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That’s pretty funny :)
Posted by: Alexandra | February 3, 2007 8:56 PM
A switch is a person that can (and will!) serve as a top or bottom when needed, sometimes within the same sexual encounter. This is the most severe sort of DDPD and is entirely uncurable. They are the most immoral and the most pervertedestestest person you’ll ever meet. If you have the misfortune to encounter one, curl up into a ball and wet yourself or play dead. The switch might sniff you or mount you, but will probably lose interest and walk away. Then again, they might drag your supposed corpse on top of them or attempt to place a whip in your hand.
howls with laughter This is one of the funniest things I’ve read on the subject. Priceless!
Hey Richard - what’s up with the theme change? Was white on black too cliche, or are you just looking for something to change it up a bit?
Tom The Edge of Vanilla
Posted by: Tom Allen | February 6, 2007 2:59 PM
I still have three light on dark sites (for now).
The prior color scheme was just a whim that I’d meant to correct. I tend to find dark backgrounded sites harder to read. There are couple I don’t even try to read.
It is a given that unless you are an artist or have a youth oriented site it is best to do what Amazon and eBay do. They’ve spent millions of dollars testing those bland designs.
I’m not really finished wit this one.
Posted by: Richard | February 6, 2007 3:42 PM
hi i came across your page,I founditinterseting my partner and i are the dreaded switches lol i rather enjoyed your sense of humour on that topic..just thought id let you know that you have a very interesting page thank you for shareing
Posted by: raven | February 9, 2007 8:11 PM
The prejudices against switches is much like biphobia: people needing for others to match their own simple notion of what is “right.”
Posted by: Richard | February 10, 2007 4:12 PM